Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.
Then, the bear climbed down and went away.
So the guy starts to climb down the tree.
Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him.
The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first.
But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him.
Eventually, the bears went away.
Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again.
Suddenly, the two bears return.
But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.
Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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