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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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