Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck.
"You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents.
Two for a quarter.
Or three for half a dollar!"
A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair,your honour," he replied.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.
Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?"
"Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy.
"Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father.
"Yew should 'av bought yourself a rifle!"
"A rifle? What fer?"
"Suppos'n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin' wid yore wife," explained the older redneck.
"W'atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is?"
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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