Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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