Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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You are approaching the Russian border.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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