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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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