Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape