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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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