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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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