Joke #3565

Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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