Why are asprins white? Because they work!
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop