Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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