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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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