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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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