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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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