Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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