Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.