Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society