Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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A: Neither did I.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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