Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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