Joke #5949

Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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