Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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