Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.