Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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