Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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