Joke #1143

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.

Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven

How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.

Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.

Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.

Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.

What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.