Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.