Joke #1143

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!

Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.

Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.