Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?