Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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