Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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