Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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