Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.