Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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