Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!