Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"