Joke #1143

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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