Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."