Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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