Joke #3576

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.