Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.