Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.