Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.