Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.