Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.