Joke #3576

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!