Joke #3576

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.