Joke #3576

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.