Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.