Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.