Joke #3578

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.