Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.