Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.