Joke #3578

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.