Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.