Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.