Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.