Joke #3578

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!