Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.