Joke #5252

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!