Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."