Joke #5252

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.