Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"