Joke #5252

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.