Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"