Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.