Joke #3671

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.