Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.