Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."