Joke #3671

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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