Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.