Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!