Joke #5016

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Vote:
has 80.01 % from 2980 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Vote:
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Vote:
has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Vote:
has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Vote:
has 73.26 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote:
has 77.63 % from 1271 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Vote:
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama