Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.