Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.