So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
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A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed.
When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?"
"Oh awful, just awful!" she replied.
"What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?"
"Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all."
"Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked.
"Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied.
"Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?"
"It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.