Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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He’s been hitting the bottle for years.
He’ll be two tomorrow.
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A: Rasin Brand.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
What did the mama bear say to her cub?
"Don't go out in your bear feet!"
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responses:
American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"