The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.
The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.