The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.
The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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