‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience. Between five it’s fantastic!’ Woody Allen
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.