Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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