Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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A machine that turns coffee into code.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.