Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.