My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.