My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)