My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him: Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says: No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me? Oh that! That was just a screen saver.