My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.