My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
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A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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