My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.