An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.