An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
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A thyme machine.
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It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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