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What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman.
One of them runs away the other two stay to watch.
The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away.
Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?"
He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthful.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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