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I'll be honest.
I did not graduate at the top of my class.
In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”
Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Teacher: “Suppose there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence.
How many would be left?”
Boy: “None.”
Teacher: “None? You don’t know your arithmetic!”
Boy: “Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data