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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.