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Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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