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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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What did one computer say to the other?
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