It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
‘Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help me?!’ ‘No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!’
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.