It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
"Holy cow!"
"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
"But isn't that hostile?"
"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
"Oh dear!"
"No, no! Deer run too fast..."
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September?
A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.
The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!