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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying.
He walks over to her and asks what's wrong.
"I've never been hugged before" she says.
Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.
She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before."
The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss.
She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem.
"I've never been fucked before" she says.
So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked."
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar.
One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.