I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed.
The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.
Q: What is a difference between Ooooh and Aaaah?
A: Only 3 inches.
Vote:
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q: What's the worst part about sex?
A: When they wake up!
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said, "I died in a car accident."
The second man said, "I died by drowning."
The third man said, "I died of seenus."
The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?"
The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!"
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x.
The code is: "Making a call."
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."