Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”