I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."