I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.