With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
