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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society.
Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests.
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people.
Host: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost.
A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people.
Host: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants.
A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own.
Host: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan.
20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess.
Host: Where have you been MySQL?
MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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