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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
Vote:
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
