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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub:
"You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar."
- And what did you do ?
"I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her."
"Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?"
"I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop."
"Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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