They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
Don’t marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Cricket
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming