Hey babe, let's play football!
You can have first down.
High five!
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
It's legal to earn money playing hockey
Many people play hockey even after they're married
The puck's always hard
The protective equipment is reusable
It lasts at least an hour
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
You always know how big the stick is
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
You can change players on the fly
You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
Your parents cheer when you score
Periods last only 20 minutes
You're sure to get it at least twice a week
You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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