What are the small bumps around women’s nipples?
It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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- "No, I had sex in high school."
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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