What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Little Johnny was at school one day, when he noticed that there was a large crowd of kids gathered around Little Billy. Little Johnny walks up to Little Billy and says "Hey what's all the excitement about", Little Billy says "Just showing everyone my new watch". Little Johnny goes "Wow, that's a cool watch where did you get it?" Little Billy says "Well, I walked in on my mom and dad having sex over the weekend, and my dad was so mad he gave me spanking and sent me to my room". The next day, he feel guilty about what he had done and went and bought me this cool Watch. This gives Little Johnny a good idea. Later that night, when Little Johnny was sent to bed, he stayed up listening and waiting for his mom and dad to go to bed. Once he starts hearing noises coming from their room he runs down the hall, throws their bedroom door open, and yells "I want a watch!" His dad looks over to Johnny and says "Well okay, but sit in the corner and be quiet!"
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.