What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
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Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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