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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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