What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!