What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
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A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.