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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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