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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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