Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
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After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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Error, no keyboard.
Press F1 to continue.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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