Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
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There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before.
I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong!
I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.