What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
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He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’
To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’