What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
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His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.
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Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87.
And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.