What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more