Joke #3949

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

I'm like happy meal. "Coz you are small and pretty?" "No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.

A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

I went into the bar the other day & the bartender said: "What'ya have?" I said: "Suprise me." He did, He showed me a naked picture of my wife. I said: "Hey, who said you could mess around with my wife?" "Everyone did" he replied..."

Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome

Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, "You look so beautiful and sexy my darling." The wife says, "I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that."