Joke #3974

Why do men like having sex with the lights on? It makes it easier to put a name to the face.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once. Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’ Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’

What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.

What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.

Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’

Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’