Joke #3976

Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Vote: has 29.01 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
Vote: has 16.16 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own. "No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. "What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
Vote: has 66.77 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
Vote: has 24.26 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Vote: has 79.61 % from 1263 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: golf, sport, time, women
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
Vote: has 34.78 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the privacy of your own home. Exercise #1: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Repeat with the other breast. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again. Exercise #2 Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Do this again in case the last time wasn't effective enough. Then repeat with the other breast. Exercise #3 Visit your garage at 3 a.m. when the temperature of the concrete floor is just perfect. Take off all your warm clothes and lay comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until the breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast. CONGRATULATIONS! Now you are properly prepared for your mammogram.
Vote: has 35.23 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, sport, time, women