Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the second fan. "If they made more of an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, I'd be supporting a decent team."
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.