So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.