An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip." When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing. "She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards." The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem. How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"