Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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