Joke #10953

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".