Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents." "No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking." The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?" The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.