Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him.
Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him.
He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.