Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery.
When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me.
However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.