Joke #10953

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...

A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.