Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.