Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.