Joke #10953

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''

Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.

A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"