Joke #4046

A worker approaches his employer and holds up his last wage packet. ‘This is two hundred pounds short,’ he says. ‘I know,’ says the employer. ‘But last week I overpaid you two hundred pounds, and you didn’t say anything.’ ‘Well,’ says the worker. ‘I don’t mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention.’

What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.

Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a beer." The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a beer." The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of beer." So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer. "You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here." To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."

Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?

Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.

Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?