Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!