Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.