Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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