Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.