Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.