A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"