Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?" "Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car. The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"