Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."