Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
There’s whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer?
There’s writing on the whiteout.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!