Joke #589

What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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