I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half.
The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"
The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."