Joke #4114

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!

"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.

"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"? A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"

Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.