Joke #4193

Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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